Election Blink Count

TK5544 · Post by **TK5544** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:40 am

Ok folks with Elections getting ready to start I want to go over some basics. There are people who have the time and stupidity to do this so I think we should have 'election analysts'. These are the people that are um well anal about about elections. They measure all sorts of stupid things a canidate does during the election race. One thing is the amount each canidate blinks during a debate. So if I remember correctly if we have a 'debate' (probably during vision con) with Rhonda and Curt some one needs to count how many times they blink. The 'experts' say that the person that blinks the most generally loses the election. So I want everyone to keep a close eye out and watch for those blinks and vote accordingly.

Thank you
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TB-3289 · Post by **TB-3289** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:43 am

So does this mean that we can get a can of air and blow it at whoever is challenging our choice?

TK5544 · Post by **TK5544** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:45 am

no no can of air however we can choose, get this one, on how loud or how many of us clap and that helps the analysts determine the popularity of the canidate if we clap out of respect that is a bad vote if we clap loudly and long that means we support them.

Post by **mrivorey** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:55 pm

I'll bring a bottle of Visine to whichever candidate puts me in their cabinet.

tk080 · Post by **tk080** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:44 pm

I hate to ruin everyone's fun with this... but I do believe the election will be over by February 15th. No debate at VisionCon fellas... heh.

TK5544 · Post by **TK5544** » Tue Jan 23, 2007 9:32 pm

BAH hold the polls then we must have a debate how can our analysts count blinks? Rhonda and Curt you will have to do it yourself while responding to questions get a mirror tape it to your monitor while you respond to posts and count them for us please. and no cheating honesty is a must in this