70th Explorers Garrison: Forums

I would want to be the quiet, mysterious, in-&-out type of hero. It adds value to my brand therefore I could demand more money from the endorsements plastered all over my costume... I really think Viagra would pay more!

If you were a superhero... who would your "arch-nemesis" be and why?

My arch would be Peachman. I hate everything about peaches and he would need to die for that....*thinks to self nasty ass peaches*

If you were a superhero, what color would your hair be?

My hair would be long, over my face, and mossy oak colored. Then I wouldn't have to wear a mask since my head would be camouflaged and no one would see my head. Saving yet more time to fight crime than messing with my hair. And nappy hair also gives you a place to store tools and such since I wouldn’t have a Bat-belt.

If you were a super hero would you run for Congress after you retire?

Only if I could fry them with heat vision.

If you were a superhero, what city would you protect?

I would protect Raytowna Beach!!!!!!! If you AND your wife were super heroes, what would your kid's super powers be??

how about the ability to toilet train themselves at a rapid rate?


if you were a super hero would you put up with J. Jonah Jameson publishing lies about your integrity?

I think a late night visit and a well placed horse head would solve that problem.

If you were a super hero would you join a band?

No, because if i'm in a band then i wouldnt have time to be saving people.

If you were a super hero what would your costume look like?

Ever see that yellow thong swimsuit from Borat? If not look here! *WARNING MAY BE HARMFUL TO EYES AND TO YOUNG VIEWERS!* http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/borat_cannes_2.jpg

If you were a superhero would you join a team or work solo?

Adam - Muhahahahahahahaha!!! That made me laugh!

GOOD ONE!!!