CJ Heth: Actually i've already decided I need a time machine to go back in time and become a dude.
Rhonda: ew I wouldn't want to be a dude
CJ Heth: The males in my family get male pattern baldness. The females have all their organs fall out.
CJ Heth: So in my case, I'd rather be a bald dude than a dead chica
CJ Heth: And I will still be the classiest dressed mofo in this garrison
Rhonda: lol
CJ Heth: It will just be suits and ties instead of frilly skirts
Rhonda: and you'd be Mullet Fett
CJ Heth: Blurg
CJ Heth: I would shave my head entirely bald.
CJ Heth: Cuz that is hot.
CJ Heth: Aaannnd i'm relatively certain I don't have any large cracks or funny bumps on my head.
CJ Heth: I'll look just like Lex Luthor
CJ Heth: And if I ended up being like... carpety, I'd just have to wax the rest of me to match
CJ Heth: Except my crotch, because that hurts.
CJ Heth: I won't do that NOW and the addition of outer genitalia isn't changing that.
Rhonda: ok you scare me sweetie
Rhonda: just going to say that
CJ Heth: That I have this planned out?
Rhonda: no that you're discussing your waxing tendencies
CJ Heth: Well! Carpety guys are gross
CJ Heth: I totally would not be interested in anyone with 'dark brown 70s shag' encoded into their DNA. I can't in clear conscious force my new, hot girlfriend to do the same.
Rhonda: LOL
