I effed up the CJ-mobile.
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:50 pm
I am so angry right now I will try not to swear but i make no promises.
So I go to the mall today to go accessory shopping, because I need some accessories for my new loli outfit. I end up not finding anything. I jump into the 501st mobile, and to go to Kohls which is across the street. Now, anyone who has ever ridden with me can attest, I DRIVE LIKE A GRANNY. I never go over the limit, and I ALWAYS obey ALL traffic signs including the ones 'on private property' like the mall's private property parking lot!
So I look right, and there's no one, I look left and there IS a car quite off in the distance, but he doesn't SEEM to be going all THAT fast. Anyone who has been to the Topeka mall can attest that it's not flat so it's hard to gauge exactly HOW far he was, but he was REALLY FAR AWAY AND I DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA SO THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD HAVE PULLED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE UNLESS I HAD WAY TOO MUCH SPACE.
Well this asshole was apparently either not driving the speed limit to begin with, or didn't see me pulling out and speeds up, because Mofo almost plows into my back end. he swerves left to avoid me, and by reaction and not wanting to get rear ended, I swerve right. Expect I've got no where to go! So I plow into a parked car, a tree, and a sign.
Now my car is totaled, my insurance is probably going to go up, and all thanks to an asshole going at least fifteen over the limit.
HUZZAH!
So I go to the mall today to go accessory shopping, because I need some accessories for my new loli outfit. I end up not finding anything. I jump into the 501st mobile, and to go to Kohls which is across the street. Now, anyone who has ever ridden with me can attest, I DRIVE LIKE A GRANNY. I never go over the limit, and I ALWAYS obey ALL traffic signs including the ones 'on private property' like the mall's private property parking lot!
So I look right, and there's no one, I look left and there IS a car quite off in the distance, but he doesn't SEEM to be going all THAT fast. Anyone who has been to the Topeka mall can attest that it's not flat so it's hard to gauge exactly HOW far he was, but he was REALLY FAR AWAY AND I DRIVE LIKE A GRANDMA SO THERE'S NO WAY I WOULD HAVE PULLED IN FRONT OF SOMEONE UNLESS I HAD WAY TOO MUCH SPACE.
Well this asshole was apparently either not driving the speed limit to begin with, or didn't see me pulling out and speeds up, because Mofo almost plows into my back end. he swerves left to avoid me, and by reaction and not wanting to get rear ended, I swerve right. Expect I've got no where to go! So I plow into a parked car, a tree, and a sign.
Now my car is totaled, my insurance is probably going to go up, and all thanks to an asshole going at least fifteen over the limit.
HUZZAH!