70th Explorers Garrison: Forums

With all the upcoming elections coming around everyone has forgotten the most important garrison elected official; best butt trooper. In order for me to be elected I need you to vote for me in a semi retarded fashion and make sure you moon the poll officials on the way out. Only YOU the people of the garrison can help me become the best butt trooper. Also I nominate Andy (TK-2166) for best circle driver trooper. He has done an outstanding job in keeping the circle perfectly round so I think he deserves this. For his vote you will have to become dizzy and barf on the poll officials on the way out.


Again thank you for your support in this matter.

I shall vote for you my friend and comrade in arms... lol

You and andy will have to debate over the Best Circle Driver. You both did a wonderful job. It will definately be close... so close i think that a cop might need to pull you both over and decide for us all............

LOL

Ahhhh, shucks. I was hoping to be in the running for best butt trooper. I guess I'll vote for you though.

I think that the candidates for best butt trooper should have to participate in a fashion show wearing thier *spanish accent* "recreational clothing." (if you dont understand this plz refer to the movie NACHO LIBRE... )

But then again...I may not want to see your recreational clothing.... :| :| :|

Ok Dru ill vote for you, but you half to vote for me! I hereby through my hat in the ring for................. Best Driving around in Circles Trooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems to me that if you leave your pants at an event and they have to be mailed back to you...

That should get extra credit in the butt catagory. Way to go Dru.

Yes and they were on the back bumper of YOUR van too so you want to let everyone know what WE did heh.

I haven't seen your butt Dru, but Tim-O has the biggest butt in the 70th...hands down. We call him J-Lo here in Springfield. It's simply amazing. So, I guess I nominate Tim Orr.

But does he MOON people in public and have pictures posted cause rhonda being the master photo taker person she is has many blackmail photos of my rump im sure.

Whoaaa whoa whoa...

OK... DRU Are you going to be at Vision con???

If so... i think we should have a BUTT-Trooper Contest / Award!!! As Long as Tim-O is gonna be ethere

In front of EVERYONE... LOL whatdya think Brandon...

Since Newell NEGLECTED to add the butt trooper election to the CO election emails we are going to just have to do an election in this post. I can't believe you did this to me Newell I though we where friends.

The last thing we need muddling up the OFFICAL CO election is voting on your butts. I dont like thinking about your butt most of the day and the last thing I want to do is consider WHO'S ass I'll be voting on.